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I spent the whole night necking with a\nterrible phony named Anne Louise Sherman. Sex is something I just don't understand. I\nswear to God I don't.\nI started toying with the idea, while I kept standing there, of giving old Jane a\nbuzz--I mean calling her long distance at B.M., where she went, instead of calling up her\nmother to find out when she was coming home. You weren't supposed to call students up\nlate at night, but I had it all figured out. I was going to tell whoever answered the phone\nthat I was her uncle. I was going to say her aunt had just got killed in a car accident and I\nhad to speak to her immediately. It would've worked, too. The only reason I didn't do it\nwas because I wasn't in the mood. If you're not in the mood, you can't do that stuff right.\nAfter a while I sat down in a chair and smoked a couple of cigarettes. I was\nfeeling pretty horny. I have to admit it. Then, all of a sudden, I got this idea. I took out\nmy wallet and started looking for this address a guy I met at a party last summer, that\n\n<!-- [Page 35](arke:01KG6FHT95GBPP83D0YBA65V2S) -->\nwent to Princeton, gave me. Finally I found it. It was all a funny color from my wallet,\nbut you could still read it. It was the address of this girl that wasn't exactly a whore or\nanything but that didn't mind doing it once in a while, this Princeton guy told me. He\nbrought her to a dance at Princeton once, and they nearly kicked him out for bringing her.\nShe used to be a burlesque stripper or something. Anyway, I went over to the phone and\ngave her a buzz. Her name was Faith Cavendish, and she lived at the Stanford Arms\nHotel on Sixty-fifth and Broadway. A dump, no doubt.\nFor a while, I didn t think she was home or something. Nobody kept answering.\nThen, finally, somebody picked up the phone.\n\"Hello?\" I said. I made my voice quite deep so that she wouldn't suspect my age\nor anything. I have a pretty deep voice anyway.\n\"Hello,\" this woman's voice said. None too friendly, either.\n\"Is this Miss Faith Cavendish?\"\n\"Who's this?\" she said. \"Who's calling me up at this crazy goddam hour?\"\nThat sort of scared me a little bit. \"Well, I know it's quite late,\" I said, in this very\nmature voice and all. \"I hope you'll forgive me, but I was very anxious to get in touch\nwith you.\" I said it suave as hell. I really did.\n\"Who is this?\" she said.\n\"Well, you don't know me, but I'm a friend of Eddie Birdsell's. He suggested that\nif I were in town sometime, we ought to get together for a cocktail or two.\"\n\"Who? You're a friend of who?\" Boy, she was a real tigress over the phone. She\nwas damn near yelling at me.\n\"Edmund Birdsell. Eddie Birdsell,\" I said. I couldn't remember if his name was\nEdmund or Edward. I only met him once, at a goddam stupid party.\n\"I don't know anybody by that name, Jack. And if you think I enjoy bein' woke up\nin the middle--\"\n\"Eddie Birdsell? From Princeton?\" I said.\nYou could tell she was running the name over in her mind and all.\n\"Birdsell, Birdsell. . . from Princeton.. . Princeton College?\"\n\"That's right,\" I said.\n\"You from Princeton College?\"\n\"Well, approximately.\"\n\"Oh. . . How is Eddie?\" she said. \"This is certainly a peculiar time to call a person\nup, though. Jesus Christ.\"\n\"He's fine. He asked to be remembered to you.\"\n\"Well, thank you. Remember me to him,\" she said. \"He's a grand person. 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