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All these angels start coming\nout of the boxes and everywhere, guys carrying crucifixes and stuff all over the place,\nand the whole bunch of them--thousands of them--singing \"Come All Ye Faithful!\" like\nmad. Big deal. It's supposed to be religious as hell, I know, and very pretty and all, but I\ncan't see anything religious or pretty, for God's sake, about a bunch of actors carrying\ncrucifixes all over the stage. When they were all finished and started going out the boxes\nagain, you could tell they could hardly wait to get a cigarette or something. I saw it with\nold Sally Hayes the year before, and she kept saying how beautiful it was, the costumes\nand all. I said old Jesus probably would've puked if He could see it--all those fancy\ncostumes and all. Sally said I was a sacrilegious atheist. I probably am. The thing Jesus\nreally would've liked would be the guy that plays the kettle drums in the orchestra. I've\nwatched that guy since I was about eight years old. My brother Allie and I, if we were\nwith our parents and all, we used to move our seats and go way down so we could watch\nhim. He's the best drummer I ever saw. He only gets a chance to bang them a couple of\ntimes during a whole piece, but he never looks bored when he isn't doing it. Then when\nhe does bang them, he does it so nice and sweet, with this nervous expression on his face.\nOne time when we went to Washington with my father, Allie sent him a postcard, but I'll\nbet he never got it. We weren't too sure how to address it.\nAfter the Christmas thing was over, the goddam picture started. It was so putrid I\ncouldn't take my eyes off it. It was about this English guy, Alec something, that was in\nthe war and loses his memory in the hospital and all. He comes out of the hospital\ncarrying a cane and limping all over the place, all over London, not knowing who the hell\nhe is. He's really a duke, but he doesn't know it. Then he meets this nice, homey, sincere\ngirl getting on a bus. Her goddam hat blows off and he catches it, and then they go\nupstairs and sit down and start talking about Charles Dickens. He's both their favorite\nauthor and all. He's carrying this copy of Oliver Twist and so's she. I could've puked.\nAnyway, they fell in love right away, on account of they're both so nuts about Charles\nDickens and all, and he helps her run her publishing business. She's a publisher, the girl.\nOnly, she's not doing so hot, because her brother's a drunkard and he spends all their\ndough. He's a very bitter guy, the brother, because he was a doctor in the war and now he\ncan't operate any more because his nerves are shot, so he boozes all the time, but he's\npretty witty and all. Anyway, old Alec writes a book, and this girl publishes it, and they\nboth make a hatful of dough on it. They're all set to get married when this other girl, old\nMarcia, shows up. Marcia was Alec's fiancée before he lost his memory, and she\nrecognizes him when he's in this store autographing books. She tells old Alec he's really a\nduke and all, but he doesn't believe her and doesn't want to go with her to visit his mother\nand all. His mother's blind as a bat. But the other girl, the homey one, makes him go.\nShe's very noble and all. So he goes. But he still doesn't get his memory back, even when\nhis great Dane jumps all over him and his mother sticks her fingers all over his face and\nbrings him this teddy bear he used to slobber around with when he was a kid. But then,\none day, some kids are playing cricket on the lawn and he gets smacked in the head with\na cricket ball. 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